If Harry Potter characters were Filipinos

If Harry Potter characters were Filipinos

If Harry Potter were set in the Philippines, it would be an entirely different thing! President Rodrigo Duterte would certainly be the new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher, Harry wouldn’t get Cedric’s tip to “take a bath” because he takes a bath with a tabo and not in a bath tub, students may choose between walis ting-ting and walis tambo for their broom, and a lot more.

Below are Filipinized  version of Harry Potter.

If Harry Potter characters were Filipinos

1. The Hogwarts Express wouldn’t come on time and when it does, it would be so full of passengers the trolley won’t be able to roam around.

2. Fred and George wouldn’t be able to catch Harry on his road to Hogsmeade, because when did you last time see snow in Philippines?

If Harry Potter characters were Filipinos

3. Vicky Belo would offer to fix Voldemort’s nose. Or, I guess, give him one?

If Harry Potter characters were Filipinos

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4. Rodrigo Duterte would become the new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher.

If Harry Potter characters were Filipinos

5. The Order of the Phoenix would need at least eight hours every meeting – two hours of which are solely dedicated to saying goodbyes.

If Harry Potter characters were Filipinos

6. Instead of chocolate, Lupin would offer Harry Skyflakes after that first encounter with a Dementor.

If Harry Potter characters were Filipinos

7. Professor McGonagall would give Harry the Tambo 2000, fresh from Baguio

If Harry Potter characters were Filipinos

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8. Hedwig’s name would probably be “Puti.” and Scabbers would be called “Mabait.”

If Harry Potter characters were Filipinos

9. In the epilogue, 19 years later: Instead of ‘James Sirius,’ Harry will name his eldest ‘Harry James Potter Jr.’ and will lovingly call him ‘Jun-Jun.’

If Harry Potter characters were Filipinos

10. After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and the rest of the Order will have a celebration with San Miguel Pale Pilsen and Nagini as pulutan.

If Harry Potter characters were Filipinos
11. Hermione would be smart-shamed constantly and would get tired of hearing, “Eh di ikaw na!”

If Harry Potter characters were Filipinos

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