- A Facebook user shared how the description of a resort on Metro Deal gave her headache
- Facebook user Sofia Ignacio posted screenshots of the description on her account
- The post drew attention from netizens who were also shocked with how the resort was described
Most resorts and beaches are currently fully booked because of the summer season that's why many are still searching for the perfect summer getaway.
However, a netizen noticed something she did not expect while looking for a resort.
KAMI spotted a post of Facebook user Sofia Ignacio who noticed how the description of a resort on Metro Deal would give anyone a headache.
Here are some parts of the description:
"Water parks were created to prepare humans for ocean parks, which will be created when the moon destroys all amusement parks for its own amusement. Splash in the splendor of an existing water world with today's MetroDeal: 40% off entrance to Splash Island. Splash Island is the only signature water park located near Metro Manila, just a few miles south along SLEX."
"The water park's family-friendly layout is set up with 17 thrilling attractions, the fantastic wave pool called Agos Grandes, stately palm trees, a water playground, and water. The park's most popular attraction, the Rio Montanosa, is a new breathtaking mountain high river raft ride that delivers its riders the ultimate thrill. Go tubular in the Big Bam Boo, a covered tunnel slide that leads straight into pure excitement. The King Pilipit, a swirling slide that is under rising pressure until a final drop dumps you in a pool, is the perfect place to test if sewing your passport into your appendix keeps it safe."
"Splash Island also offers plenty of miniaturized attractions for guppies you might be chaperoning. These include the Balsa River, a lazy ride ideal for the lazy child wanting to practice his or her lazy sprawl, which will be perfected 15 years later somewhere in the abyss of the living-room couch. Outside of the water, oblige friends to taste the park's real sand by making them dig for a few well-placed spikes in the beach volleyball court."
You can see for yourself here: http://www.metrodeal.com/deals/Metro_Manila/Splash-Island/632564940