7 Valentine-inspired punchlines everyone with “hugots” in life will understand
Nothing really compelling. Just these Valentine hugots that are too cute not to share. Sad and funny, but true!
#1. Buti pa sa Sineskwela – TAYO NA.
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#2. Friendzoned it is.
Friend: Describe your relationship status using a name of place in the Philippines.
Me: KaiVIGAN lang pala. *sobs deep inside*
#3. Ang lamig ng panahon ‘no?. Parang iyong feelings mo, sobrang cold.
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#4. Anong pait!
#5. Happy Valentine's day to us.
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#6. Ang bilis lang mag-grow ng short hair ko. Sana iyang feelings mo rin di ba? Ano na.
#7. Kanina habang nasa nail salon...
Ate na nagmamanicure: "Ma'am ganda ng kamay mo, halatang walang ginagawa."
Me: "Kung alam mo lang ate ginawa ko naman lahat!!! Hindi pa ba sapat? Kulang pa ba? Tell me!"
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Source: KAMI.com.gh