Women confess items they use to pleasure themselves with

Women confess items they use to pleasure themselves with

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Women have their own intimate secrets. But, sometimes they are not secrets anymore. Reddit user De_sente asks women “what’s the strangest thing you’ve masturbated with?” and here are some of the most peculiar women confessions:

1. Umbrella

Use umbrella where the sun doesn’t shine they say.

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ZombieBiologist:

“When I was about twelve years old, I had one of those novelty umbrellas with a plastic cover that made it look like a sword. Now, around that time, I was slowly discovering that looping a hair tie around my wrists and pulling really hard made me feel weird. So, one night, I absent-mindedly did the same thing with the umbrella strap - some kind of sturdy cord that didn't give nearly as much.”

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2. M&M minis

So sweet. It looks like M&M’s don’t only melt in your mouth.

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Throwawaythrowaway38:

“One of those tubes of M&M minis before I was old enough to buy a real sex toy. It worked well.”

3. Goldfish

Something smells fishy.

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RichieBooth:

“You know how at the fair you can win those goldfish in a bag? Yeah I used that. I poured most of the water out the slipped it up inside the bag, the way it wiggled felt unreal. I've still got the fish but I never used it again.”

4. Broomstick

The question is which one: the stick or the broom head?

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KentuckyFriedWeed:

“My ex-girlfriend said that she used the harry potter broom stick once. It vibrates.”

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5. Alarm Clock

Quality time it is.

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Umorsoverreason:

“When I was younger I had an old school alarm clock, the one with two bells at the top and a little metal piece that flicks back and forth to go off. It somehow broke away from the clock head but still could be wound up for the flickering to work, I broke off the bells and needless to say I would spend several minutes getting to where I wanted to be, often having to stop to wind it back up again so on and so forth until I came. good times... (Pun intended)”Bottom of Form

6. Stuffed Toys

Looks like stuffed toys are the real one stop shop.

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Throwingthisawayl8r:

“When i was younger (late middle school/ early high school age i think???) i realised my old tickle me elmo doll felt very nice when it shook as it "laughed". so, being a creative youngster, i cut it open and took out the part that vibrated it. i unscrewed that and cut out the speakers so it wouldn't make that laughing noise every time you push the button, put it back together, and voila! lil me's first vibrator.”

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Legitasbules:

“My ex told me she used to grind on her stuffed animals faces because their bead noses and eyes felt nice. When I visited her house, all her stuffed animal's faces were a little wonky. We had a good laugh about it.”

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7. Spoon

Shouldn’t it come with a fork, though?

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Dr_Jenny_McCarthy:

“I made a contraption using a spoon with a thick plastic handle, and the spoon part cupping this little soft toy I had that had a pull string vibration motor in it. I'd have probably preferred it to be a motor with a battery but I just worked with what I had!”

8. Candles

Music fades in: through the fire, through the limit, through the wall…

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Bkbee:

“Those long candles. I was 15/16 and was interested in masturbation. I went into those AOL chatroom to get tips. Guy told me to try a candle. Hurt like hell.”

9. Bike Seat

What makes it a good ride?

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Spanish-saharas:

“I was at a spinning class and my bike was a little wobbly, and somehow the cycling action was making my clit rub against my labia/the seat (through my pants and leggings of course) and I had an orgasm right there in spin. Luckily it's very dark in the spin room and I sit in the back row so nobody could tell. So uh, a bike seat.”

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10. Bedpost Ball

It’s time to go to bed.

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taekwondo_girl_lily:

“I used to have a bed with a ball on the post (the post was only about 2 feet high and the ball on the post was quite small) and I remember using that.”

11. Knitting Needles

There's another reason to make knitting a habit.

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Reusablethrowawayyyy:

“Knitting needles. I was super into knitting when I was like 15, and it helped with my anxiety. I used to take them to school and knit between classes. Wasn't long before I figured out the handle end was perf for hitting my g-spot. I remember in an IT class once, some asshole of a kid made a comment that I was like an old lady and probably masturbated with them. Hope he didn't notice how red I went.”

12. Perishables – cucumber, banana & carrot

Vegetarianism in a nutshell.

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Jaalastorm:

“I'm going to hell for this and I know it's not the strangest but I tried with a cucumber when I was 18 and when it didn't work out I just put it back in the fridge. Other than that I tried with a banana in a zip lock bag…mashed…all mashed.

IHeartmyshihtzu:

“My mom once told me she masturbated with a carrot.”

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