Men have their little secrets. Most of them do these things and you, ladies, have no clue about them. Some points on this list are so funny!
All the tricks they do in the bathroom
They pee but start flushing down while unfinished yet. They wish to see, which of the liquids rashes down faster: the water or their urine!
Wake up with an erection and train their shooting skills in order not to miss the toilet.
Try to cover up the entire surface of the water in the toilet with the bubbles.
Look at their poop after they are done to see how pretty it is!
Try to go as far from the bathroom as they can and still not to miss it.
All the tricks the guys do, when they are alone
Start running up the stairs fast, as young boys, when no one is watching them.
Watch love movies and dread to be caught at it.
Clean their browser history for you not to see what sites they have visited.
Taking off their underpants, they kick them up with one foot and catch with another, like some soccer ball.
He dreams of saving you from terrorists.
Read and reread the comment they wish to leave on your Facebook page to avoid looking stupid.
Check the internet to see, what penis size is deemed to be average or standard.
As you may see, guys are funny. They are like adult kids, who do freaky things and try never to get caught with them! Now that you know of their secrets you can notice them doing stuff like this and gently tease about such foolishness!