Maid asked mistress for a rise. The woman, of course, didn't want to spend more money, so she asked her:
— Why do you think that you deserve the wage increase?
— There are three reasons for this. The first one - I iron linen better than you do.
The mistress raised her eyebrows:
— Who told you this?
— Your husband.
— The second reason is that I cook better than you.
— And who said this?
— Again, your husband.
The mistress chuckled:
— Oh, really…
— And the last reason. In bed I'm also better than you.
The mistress looked at the girl with surprise:
— Did my husband say this too?!
But the girl smiled:
— No, this was our gardener.
— So, how much do you want?