Fully grasping the meaning of marriage is difficult for many adults, let alone a four-year-old boy who seems to love his pizza more than anything in the world.
A video of a boy explaining to his dad why he does not want to get married in the future has become viral, with many viewers finding his explanation hilarious and unexpected. It seems that commitment problems in men pretty much begin in early childhood.
The video starts with the father asking his son if he will be protective when he grows up. The kid responds by saying: "Maybe, but only for boys, NOT girls."
The little boy seems to have a natural aversion towards girls.
When the father brings up the idea of getting married, the boy responds with disgust.
"I'm not going to be married at all," the boy proclaimed.
Asked why he did not want to get married in the future, the boy said: "I don't wanna be married! Are you kidding?! I would be scared!"
What is so scary about getting married? Unlike many men who cannot commit to marriage because they do not want to be tied down with one woman for the rest of their lives, or men who do not like to get married because of financial constraints, the four-year-old boy has a much simpler explanation for his aversion to marriage.
"Well, because I don't wanna kiss anyone. If they kiss me they sometimes do it with spit!" the boy explained.
Some commenters of the video noted that the parents should probably monitor more closely what the boy is watching from the TV or the Internet because he seems to have watched a strange clip of two people kissing while spitting in each other’s mouth. No wonder the boy is scared of marriage. Who would ever want to acquire a viral and bacterial infection from spit?
Brighten up your family and friends’ day by sharing with them this hilariously unexpected video!