Men react differently when their lovers say: "honey, I am pregnant." For the majority of them, such a “surprise” becomes a rather undesirable. They just want the honey, but do not want the bee. What this man did and how life responded to his actions is just amazing and funny!
Once, a married man had an Italian lover over the course of several years, and one day she told him she was pregnant.
The man didn’t feel like tarnishing his reputation and destroying his years-long marriage, so he asked his lover if she could go back to Italy to give birth to the child in secret in exchange for a large sum of money. He also promised to provide her with funds until the child turned eighteen.
The lover lady was not a fool and did not miss her chance at being provided for. There was just one question to settle. As she could not call him to let him know the baby has arrived, she asked what to do. He offered her to send him a card with just one word on it: “Spaghetti”, since she was from Italy. After some time, they bid each other goodbye, and she returned to Italy.
Then almost nine months passed...
One night, when the man came home, his wife met him with a surprised look in her eyes. ’Honey,’ she said, ’We got a very weird postcard today.’
’That’s interesting,’ he replied. ’Let me see it.’
His wife brought him the card and watched for his reaction. The man, having read a few lines, first went deathly pale, and then fainted. His spouse rushed to help him, and the postcard fell to the floor.
All it said was this: ’Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. (5 times!) Three with meatballs, two without them. Please send more sauce...’